18.11.2008, 19:59
Harox schrieb:I sink me kicks a horse!Really!? And ich thought mei pig is pfeifing
Back to topic.
Four days left without driving our Mini
I'm waiting for the weekend like a child for christmas
Cu
Christian
Back to topic.
Four days left without driving our Mini
I'm waiting for the weekend like a child for christmas
Cu
Christian
18.11.2008, 20:24
Hey folks,
first of all, this is a really really funny thread
I found something in/at (
) the internet. My english, specially my pronounciation isn't the best, but the lady from the video beats everything! 
By the way:
I know it's not the right car for this holy forum 
There is a 2nd part
first of all, this is a really really funny thread
I found something in/at (
) the internet. My english, specially my pronounciation isn't the best, but the lady from the video beats everything! By the way:
I know it's not the right car for this holy forum There is a 2nd part
20.11.2008, 14:58
this fred is a nice train from all of you 
20.11.2008, 15:03
maybe we are on the woodway with this thread
20.11.2008, 15:07
Why so negative?
Try to speak in common English. This is the ultimate challenge.
Try to speak in common English. This is the ultimate challenge.
20.11.2008, 15:09
Harox schrieb:Why so negative?okay, okay, I will try! Over 22 years ago I had English-Mastercourse in school... (Engl. Leistungskurs
Try to speak in common English. This is the ultimate challenge.
)21.11.2008, 20:51
My dear Mr Singing Club, this is the most funny fred I have seen for a long time. 
I laugh me a branch of 
Maybe that fits snugly to this educational thread:
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One day I gonna to England to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ".
I tell her "you don't understand me...
I wanna fork on the table".
She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no
sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him
"I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said
"peace on you", and I say:
"Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".
I gonna back to Germany!
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I laugh me a branch of Maybe that fits snugly to this educational thread:
***************************************************
One day I gonna to England to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ".
I tell her "you don't understand me...
I wanna fork on the table".
She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no
sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him
"I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said
"peace on you", and I say:
"Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".
I gonna back to Germany!
***************************************************
22.11.2008, 13:45
maxhoschi schrieb:My dear Mr Singing Club, this is the most funny fred I have seen for a long time.
Maybe that fits snugly to this educational thread:
***************************************************
One day I gonna to England to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ".
I tell her "you don't understand me...
I wanna fork on the table".
She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no
sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him
"I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said
"peace on you", and I say:
"Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".
I gonna back to Germany!
***************************************************
loooooooooooooooooooooool wie geil!... soory... how horny
24.11.2008, 13:34
Crizz Carter schrieb:loooooooooooooooooooooool wie geil!... soory... how horny
da gibbet es auch ein video zu
24.11.2008, 19:44
Joanna schrieb:okay, okay, I will try! Over 22 years ago I had English-Mastercourse in school... (Engl. Leistungskurs
Leistungskurs (engl.) = advanced course
I'm lookin' forward to seeing you all in Silverstone.
...well, I hope I can find the time in-between my studies, though I think i'll have to...released information about it is already too interesting to leave out this event.
Alrighty then
