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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - chubv - 18.11.2008

Harox schrieb:I sink me kicks a horse!

Really!? And ich thought mei pig is pfeifing

Back to topic.
Four days left without driving our Mini
I'm waiting for the weekend like a child for christmas

Cu
Christian

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - Doenermann - 18.11.2008

Hey folks,

first of all, this is a really really funny thread

I found something in/at () the internet. My english, specially my pronounciation isn't the best, but the lady from the video beats everything!

By the way: I know it's not the right car for this holy forum



There is a 2nd part

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - BlackSilver_S - 20.11.2008

this fred is a nice train from all of you

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - Joanna - 20.11.2008

maybe we are on the woodway with this thread

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - Harox - 20.11.2008

Why so negative?

Try to speak in common English. This is the ultimate challenge.

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - Joanna - 20.11.2008

Harox schrieb:Why so negative?

Try to speak in common English. This is the ultimate challenge.

okay, okay, I will try! Over 22 years ago I had English-Mastercourse in school... (Engl. Leistungskurs)

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - maxhoschi - 21.11.2008

My dear Mr Singing Club, this is the most funny fred I have seen for a long time. I laugh me a branch of

Maybe that fits snugly to this educational thread:


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One day I gonna to England to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ".
I tell her "you don't understand me...
I wanna fork on the table".
She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no
sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him
"I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said
"peace on you", and I say:

"Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".
I gonna back to Germany!

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - Crizz Carter - 22.11.2008

maxhoschi schrieb:My dear Mr Singing Club, this is the most funny fred I have seen for a long time. I laugh me a branch of

Maybe that fits snugly to this educational thread:


***************************************************

One day I gonna to England to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand,
I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ".
I tell her "you don't understand me...
I wanna fork on the table".
She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no
sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him
"I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said
"peace on you", and I say:

"Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".
I gonna back to Germany!

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loooooooooooooooooooooool wie geil!... soory... how horny

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - BlackSilver_S - 24.11.2008

Crizz Carter schrieb:loooooooooooooooooooooool wie geil!... soory... how horny

da gibbet es auch ein video zu

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Learning English for MINI United in the UK - Flix - 24.11.2008

Joanna schrieb:okay, okay, I will try! Over 22 years ago I had English-Mastercourse in school... (Engl. Leistungskurs)

Leistungskurs (engl.) = advanced course



I'm lookin' forward to seeing you all in Silverstone.
...well, I hope I can find the time in-between my studies, though I think i'll have to...released information about it is already too interesting to leave out this event.



Alrighty then

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