17.09.2004, 17:19
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body
home
but that it'll cost over $5000.00, whereas they can bury her in the
Holy
Land for only $150.00.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense
and we
can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance."
mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body
home
but that it'll cost over $5000.00, whereas they can bury her in the
Holy
Land for only $150.00.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense
and we
can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance."