04.02.2005, 13:29
AMEN.....!!!!!!!
RETURN OF THE IRISH DAUGHTER
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this time,
you ingrate! Why didn't you write us; not even a line to let us know how
you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what
you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
prostitute..."
"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxury fur coat,
title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate
for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you, Daddy,
the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club ... (takes a
breath) ... an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my
new yacht in the Riviera, and....
"Now, what was it you said you had become?" the father interupted.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... A prostitute, Dad... Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a
Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
RETURN OF THE IRISH DAUGHTER
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this time,
you ingrate! Why didn't you write us; not even a line to let us know how
you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what
you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
prostitute..."
"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxury fur coat,
title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate
for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you, Daddy,
the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club ... (takes a
breath) ... an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my
new yacht in the Riviera, and....
"Now, what was it you said you had become?" the father interupted.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... A prostitute, Dad... Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a
Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"