[hattiflatti]

A panda bear walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down. Once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out. The manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food". So the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the place up. The workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing. He hands them a dictionary and turns the page to "panda bear". It says "small black and white bear, native to asia. Eats shoots and leaves."